| CAST | NAME | YRS | AGE |
|---|---|---|---|
 | A. Whitney Brown | 1 | 34 |
 | Joan Cusack | 1 | 22 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | 1 | 20 |
 | Nora Dunn | 1 | 33 |
 | Al Franken | 2 | 34 |
| Anthony Michael Hall | 1 | 17 |
 | Jon Lovitz | 1 | 28 |
 | Dennis Miller | 1 | 31 |
 | Don Novello | 2 | 42 |
| Randy Quaid | 1 | 34 |
| Terry Sweeney | 1 | 35 |
| Danitra Vance | 1 | 31 |
 | Dan Vitale | 1 | 26 |
 | Damon Wayans | 1 | 24 |
| EP | DATE | HOST | GRADE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | November 9, 1985 | Madonna | D+ |
| 2 | November 16, 1985 | Chevy Chase | C- |
| 3 | November 23, 1985 | Paul Reubens | D- |
| 4 | December 7, 1985 | John Lithgow | C- |
| 5 | December 14, 1985 | Tom Hanks | C+ |
| 6 | December 21, 1985 | Teri Garr | D+ |
| 7 | January 18, 1986 | Harry Dean Stanton | C+ |
| 8 | January 25, 1986 | Dudley Moore | C- |
| 9 | February 8, 1986 | Ron Reagan | D+ |
| 10 | February 15, 1986 | Jerry Hall | F |
| 11 | February 22, 1986 | Jay Leno | D+ |
| 12 | March 15, 1986 | Griffin Dunne | F |
| 13 | March 22, 1986 | George Wendt, Francis Ford Coppola | D+ |
| 14 | April 12, 1986 | Oprah Winfrey | F |
| 15 | April 19, 1986 | Tony Danza | D |
| 16 | May 10, 1986 | Catherine Oxenberg, Paul Simon | B- |
| 17 | May 17, 1986 | Jimmy Breslin | D |
| 18 | May 24, 1986 | Anjelica Huston, Billy Martin | C- |