Marcello Hernandez appears as Marco Rubio taping an endorsement for the GOP. We also see Andrew Dismukes and Ashley Padilla as GOP operatives.
Next we get a (very) brief appearance by Jeremy Culhane as JD Vance, then XX as Senator Mitch McConnell, barely being alive.
Predictably, Colin Jost appears as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, chugging a beer and doing his bro-best as head of the war machine. Jost: “I’m putting God back in war, and it’s working,” and “vote by mail is the only by mail I’m ok with.”
James Austin Johnson finally strides on stage as Trump, repeating his offer to give voters money if the Republicans win the midterm elections.
“Nobody has ever won as much as we did,” JAJ’s Trump says as he tapes a statement for whether the GOP wins or loses the midterms. Followed quickly we get the LFNY line.
